my heart says yes but my mom says no
I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.
Then I spend time with teenagers.
And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.
im getting a haircut today
strand #1043 its getting longer than the rest
never microwave a caprisun
what did you do
i microwaved a caprisun
IMAGINE BEING ATTRACTIVE LIKE HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE
you only realise how bad the jokes on this site are until you actually say one out loud
I stubbed my toe and naturally I screamed “mOTHERFUCKER” and then my dad poked his head out of the livingroom and said “you rang?”
hats off for the ultimate dad joke
when u say something and it comes out meaner than u intended