Charlotte Mercy.

My name sounds like a MySpace user.

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flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

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flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

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dissipvte:

qonorrhea:

raspberryripples:

This scares me.

but imagine going into a store and being like “yes i need three thousand knives”

Hahhahaahahaha me rn

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iraffiruse:

The potatoes have escaped

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sassykardashian:

my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

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jimmyspookyurine:

roses can be red 

violets aren’t fucking blue

this is an actual correct poem

bottom line: i’d like to fuck you

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guy:

being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body

(Source: guy, via africandad)

fivestupidboys:

having a really good joke but executing it poorly

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h0ckeymom:

i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor

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brntsienna:

wet